1 post tagged “fish”
I bought 2 fish and they are swimming around in a fishbowl in 5M right now!! Woohooo!! So frikkin cool man! Nobody ever has fish in school! I'm so brilliant. Now every class is gonna have a fish or two, because I'm a trend setter. Muahaha. Anyway, with a stroke of genius, I named the fishes Aleviana and Ameliana. Because Alvin and Ameline happened to be right in front of me talking very loudly about something or other. I'm so brilliant. But somehow i think both the fishes are male. And gay. I have a picture of Ameliana blowjobbing Aleviana.
If you want to tell which is Ameliana and Aleviana, just look at the size. The bigger one is Ameliana and the smaller one is Aleviana. Any semblence to the sizes of the people from whom their names are derived is coincidental (or is it).
Lorenzo absolutely loves the fish. Lorenzo just loves disturbing the calm and peaceful environment of the fishbowl and watch the fish dart around in great alarm and bump into each other. It is kinda cute. Heh. I know Zeff hates it. It's Biology preiod when I took this picture, and the fishes are a source of amusement. Lorenzo hates Biology anyway, so it's great there are fishes there to occupy his mind. Lolx.
I'm wondering how the fish are doing right now. I've left them at school, eventhough Teacher Johaira told me to bring them home with me. At first I reluctantly agreed, and I was about to bring it out of the class with me, then I had a brilliant Idea: I thought I could go out through the back door, meaning I would have to go to the back of the class. I thought that maybe i could hide the fish somewhere at the back there without Teacher Johaira noticing. But she, being the ever aware biology teacher that she is, noticed my suspicious behaviour alright. Then she said "Are you taking the fishes home or not?". At that point, I was holding the fishbowl and taking it out of the bag, it was so obvious i meant to leave them there and go Lolx. But I said "Yeah I am! Here they are teacher! I'm just putting them nicely in my bag.". I don't think she believed me. Anyway, then I went to find teacher Surilla, so I could sell her my neckties. Well guess what? She said "See me on Monday lah. I have no money right now, besides, I'm very busy." I know it was just an excuse. just like all the excuses she gave last year so that she didn't ahve to teach us literature. She always was so conviniently "busy" on the days we were supposed to have class. Anyway, I could see she was far from busy. She was yakking with two teachers. I think one was teacher Nurul Huda and the other was some male teacher. Can't remember who. Anyway, That male teacher was like "Here, fifty Ringgit" and he handed 5 10 ringgit notes over to teacher Surilla. And she's like "Yay!! Money Money money!!!" And i'm like "My God, can't you be a little more discrete? Just seconds ago you told me you had no money. Dumbass."
Anyway, back to my little story about the fish. I really didn't want to bring them home, so I gave them to Iqbal's younger sister (Izzaty) and sent her on a mission to put the fish back in the class.
Anyway, I hope the fish aren't hungry. I know I am. I decided that I won't eat these two days, not until the fish eat. I reckon, if I don't die, the fish sure won't (they're so much smaller). Anyway, the asshole chinese tauke who sold the fish said to me "Ko tidak kasi makan dia 2 hari tida pandai mati punya". Tell that to Zeff, asshole, he'll give a frikkin lecture about cruelty towards animals. Hah. Anwyway, I hope the fish don't die. Otherwise I'll have to fry them and feed them to someone (like Zeff - He loves animals too much to just throw them away). And then Anthea can't see them.
Afif says he'll bring a bigger bowl. Well, I'm not getting my hopes too high, because not everything he says boleh harap. But still, if he does bring the bigger bowl, I plan to buy 4 or 5 fighting fish and put them in the bowl. I think it will be so entertaining in two ways: 1) We get to see the fish fighting. 2) I get to see Zeff getting all worked up about cruelty towards animals. Hehehe. So much fun.
