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    <title>Feels funny in the downstairs</title>
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    <updated>2009-06-19T15:18:35Z</updated> 
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    <subtitle>I&#39;m 16 inside.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>You hid away the glue</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-19T15:18:35Z</published>
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        <p>You broke my vase<br />
Then you hid away the glue<br />
You spat in my face<br />
Then told me &quot;I loathe you&quot;
</p><p>
You broke the bulb<br />
And also the spare<br />
When I slipped in the tub,<br />
You told me you didn&#39;t care.
</p><p>
You made me climb up the attic<br />
To fetch your old stuff<br />
Then you locked me up there<br />
And pushed away the ladder.<br />
You know that I&#39;m asthmatic<br />
But you won&#39;t give me my puff.
</p><p>
I&#39;ve been broken and bruised,<br />
but I&#39;ve always been able to mend myself.
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But you, you took away the glue, you broke all the spares.
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And then you took my breath away...</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>One week feels like too long</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-18T13:11:05Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-18T13:11:05Z</updated>
    
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        <p>One week feels like too long<br />
A time to be apart<br />
These emotions are so strong,<br />
They&#39;re tearing up my heart.<br />
This separation feels so wrong.<br />
It&#39;s breaking me apart.
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I miss holding your hand,<br />
And hugging you while you sleep,<br />
Adventuring together in slumber land.<br />
I miss how each time your alarm beeps,<br />
You just press snooze and sleep another ten.<br />
And then when you finally get up from bed,<br />
I love how you smile,<br />
While you scratch your head,<br />
Innocently as a child.
</p><p>
I miss the friendly times we&#39;ve spent,<br />
and going out for long rides,<br />
To all the places that we together went.<br />
I miss just being by your side,<br />
I even miss your lovely scent<br />
I miss it all to such an extent,<br />
That being away is such torment.
</p><p>
I can&#39;t wait to be reunited<br />
To be with you and hold you again.<br />
I will be so delighted,<br />
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        <title>What&#39;s the difference?</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-18T12:14:54Z</published>
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        <p>What&#39;s the difference<br />
between margarine and butter?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between a flask and a heater?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference <br />
between mass and matter?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between a mile and a meter?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between torn and tattered?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between good and better?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between marmalade and jam?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between mutton and lamb?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between bacon and ham?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between a trolley and a tram?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between a goat and a ram?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between to stuff and to cram?
</p><p>
What&#39;s the difference<br />
between Agnes and Sam? <div style="padding: 5px; position: fixed; z-index: 99999999; display: none; top: 0pt; right: 0pt; bottom: auto; left: auto; height: auto; width: auto; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.2; opacity: 0.9;"></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>We have the same father</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-18T12:14:17Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-18T12:14:17Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>I left without saying goodbye,<br />
Knowing that when you wake up you&#39;ll cry.<br />
I really had to leave,<br />
I did, but I don&#39;t know why,<br />
maybe it&#39;s because I believe<br />
We should stop living this lie.
</p><p>
Perhaps we should stop seeing each other,<br />
We have the same mother and father,<br />
You&#39;re my sister, and I&#39;m your brother,<br />
We really shouldn&#39;t be together.
</p><p>
Though we love each other so,<br />
This is really wrong you know,<br />
We have to let each other go,<br />
and not let this relationship grow.<br />
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        <title>When I find the perfect match</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-18T12:13:48Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-18T12:13:48Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>I don&#39;t like growing too attached,<br />
Once I&#39;m hooked it&#39;s hard to unlatch,<br />
But when I find the perfect match,<br />
I won&#39;t let anyone snatch<br />
away my prized catch.</p>
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    <entry>
        <title>A pleasant surprise to see you again</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-13T14:24:57Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-13T14:24:57Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>What a pleasant surpirse,<br />to wake from my slumber<br />and see you right there,<br />standing by the door.<br />Yes, you&#39;ve changed your hair,<br />it&#39;s no longer the style I used to adore,<br />but I&#39;m glad all the same,<br />when you call my name,<br />and wake me from my restless slumber.<br />I haven&#39;t seen you for I can&#39;t remember<br />how many years.<br />But now you&#39;re here,<br />I want to exclaim my joy aloud,<br />because gone are the dark clouds,<br />dried are my tears,<br />slain are my fears,<br />for in front of my eyes I see<br />only happiness and cheer<br />and clear blue skies,<br />now that you&#39;ve come back<br />to me.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I dream to wake up</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-13T14:15:53Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-13T14:15:53Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>I dream to wake up and one day find<br />That perhaps it was all just in my mind.<br />I dare to hope that this life&#39;s a dream,<br />Or rather a nightmare, where I want to scream,<br />But each new day I open my eyes,<br />I realize my dreams are lies.</p>
<p>Each time I awake to this reality,<br />I shut my eyes tight, I refuse to see<br />All the ugliness around me,<br />All the poverty and people going hungry.<br />And all the sadness and misery<br />in this poor third world country.</p>
<p>Everyday life is a burdensome chore,<br />Everything around me is an eyesore,<br />I cannot bear it any more,<br />How my country is steeped in war.</p>
<p>Everyday&#39;s news seems to be the same edition:<br />Horrific stories of kinappings and child abduction,<br />Up-to-date stories of the latest mass destruction,<br />And of corrupt politicians winning the election.</p>
<p>Why can&#39;t these people see<br />That war comes with a tremendous fee,<br />And that it&#39;s paid by innocent people like me?<br />And so I dream to wake up and one day find,<br />That these people are no longer blind,<br />And that sense comes to their mind,<br />To fight no more;<br />To end the war.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The lovers at the airport</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-13T14:13:18Z</published>
        <updated>2009-06-13T14:13:18Z</updated>
    
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>I sit here in this public place,<br />Glancing every now and then,<br />Across at the couple holding hands,<br />Each with a smile upon their face.</p>
<p>It&#39;s early in the morning,<br />He probably hasn&#39;t had his coffee,<br />But thanks to his lovely feeling,<br />He doesn&#39;t need it greatly.</p>
<p>She yawns, he sighs,<br />He gives her a tired smile.<br />She rubs the dirt from his eyes,<br />Admiring his features the whole while.</p>
<p>In their seats they begin to shift,<br />Then they hug and lightly kiss,<br />And I wonder when I&#39;ll recieve this gift,<br />And my eyes tear up for the one I miss.</p>
<p>It&#39;s a quarter to five,<br />An early hour, when not a single bird sings,<br />We&#39;re waiting for the plane to arrive,<br />But these two, they&#39;re flying without wings.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The unpleasant flight attendant</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-13T14:09:06Z</published>
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            <name>Hakim bin Luqman</name>
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        <p>Today I had quite an incident:<br />I met a terrible fight attendant<br />Who was rather quite unpleasant<br />She obviously didn&#39;t use deodorant,<br />Or even an anti perspirant.<br />Never have I met someone so reluctant<br />To smile, or even so impatient,<br />For when I asked to have the seat adjacent,<br />Which to me was clearly vacant,<br />She was so unusually insistent:<br />&quot;no, you must ask the occupant!&quot;<br />Her speech wasn&#39;t very fluent,<br />Nor was she very eloquent.<br />He dressing was certainly not elegant,<br />She wore a monstrous ugly pendant;<br />Hideously gawdy and flambuoyant.<br />I knew from the very instant<br />That she reacted to a child delinquent<br />That she couldn&#39;t possibly have an infant.<br />True, the child wasn&#39;t innocent,<br />But the silly flight attendant,<br />Her reaction was most impudent<br />Never have I seen someone so insolent.<br />Without her, the flight would have been&#160; excellent<br />I should have told the cabin crew that she was most redundant!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I have a friend who&#39;s barking mad</title>   
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        <published>2009-06-13T14:06:14Z</published>
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        <div>I have a friend who&#39;s barking mad,<br />Who follows every trend and fad,<br />Who wants all the latest things so bad,<br />But worst of all, he&#39;s a lad!</div>
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