The unpleasant flight attendant

Today I had quite an incident:
I met a terrible fight attendant
Who was rather quite unpleasant
She obviously didn't use deodorant,
Or even an anti perspirant.
Never have I met someone so reluctant
To smile, or even so impatient,
For when I asked to have the seat adjacent,
Which to me was clearly vacant,
She was so unusually insistent:
"no, you must ask the occupant!"
Her speech wasn't very fluent,
Nor was she very eloquent.
He dressing was certainly not elegant,
She wore a monstrous ugly pendant;
Hideously gawdy and flambuoyant.
I knew from the very instant
That she reacted to a child delinquent
That she couldn't possibly have an infant.
True, the child wasn't innocent,
But the silly flight attendant,
Her reaction was most impudent
Never have I seen someone so insolent.
Without her, the flight would have been  excellent
I should have told the cabin crew that she was most redundant!