I have a friend who's barking mad
Who follows every trend and fad,
Who wants all the latest things so bad,
But worst of all, he's a lad!
He wears make up around his eyes,
He even wears floral print ties,
And has a funny way of looking at guys
His favourite celebrity is di caprio,
His best friend's name is eduardo,
I think that confirms he must be homo!
